What’s this I hear about a “big surprise” that’s going to happen at Noon this Saturday at the Fiesta Mall Food Court? Something about “it will bring you Christmas joy!” This is a HUGE secret, so “act natural” because it’s supposed to be a BIG surprise to the shoppers.
You, however, should return to GILBERT and shop where your TAXES ARE LOWER! Not only will you SAVE $$$, you will also add $$$ to the Town’s Coffers!!!!
Ok, have lunch at the Food Court, but have dinner in GILBERT!